Things Jesus would never say

A while go, I was sitting with some friends while they were trying to do a rota for the musicians in our church. At one point, Will said "Come on-get on with it, time is money". I looked up from what I was doing and said  "Is that something Jesus would say?" 

This precipitated a stream of things Jesus would never say and here are 10 of them:

1. Finders keepers

2. Out of sight out of mind

3. C'est la vie

4. You can't win them all

5. If you're not first your last

6. Don't get mad get even

7. I am not 100% sure where we are

8. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

9. You can't teach an old dog new tricks

10. Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.