Two secondary school boys witnessed a big church event (to the C of E not as you will see to the assembled throng) in their school and thought it was:
"The most boring thing we have ever had to do at school"
Later in the day, a man who has started coming to our church was telling his friend of his church-going
Here is his friend's reply:
"Gosh, do people really still go to church?"
Oh dear me.
The task may be even larger than I imagined